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I am Chief Technical Officer of the White Lightning HQ's Embrace, Extend, and Documentation Department. It is my job to facilitate and assist with the community outreach efforts in order to
hide the fact that it's a nefarious spy organization and help strengthen the brand and public relations.
Main aspects of my role in the organization include:
- Maintaining server upkeep and optimization
Neutralization and transportation of persons giving unwanted attention
- Assisting in the documentation of events and important persons
Knowledge of my inevitable neutralization and replacement
All in all, it is not a difficult job, but is one I take very seriously. If, for any reason, contact needs to be made, you can either do so via this website or on the Official WLHQ's insecure communication front: The Door Monster Discord.
Pongles signing off, live long and prosper.