Rimworld: Crash Landing

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Rimworld: Crash Landing
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YouTube Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXxtFKTwcU
Date Released May 1, 2017
Length 2:14
Game RimWorld

Rimworld: Crash Landing is a sketch about surviving on an alien world.

Description: "Two spaceship crash survivors quickly run into additional problems."


Actor Character
Kyle Sullivan Himself
Ian Conn Himself
Lola Lola
Allison Devery Raider


The sketch begins with Kyle waking up after his spaceship crashes. Upon waking up, he sees Lola and Ian greets him. He tells Kyle that there was a problem on the ship and now it's gone. Kyle tells Ian that they need to find the other survivors and that he can help them as he's a doctor. Ian tells Kyle that it's just the two of them and the cat and that he's unclear on why there's a cat. Kyle asks how Ian's doing and he says he's alright and has low expectations, but did have to eat without a table a few minutes ago. Kyle then begins to form a plan on how to survive, but Ian tells Kyle he'd rather watch the clouds he also tells him that somebody told him not to touch anything. Kyle asks who and Ian continues to imply that it was him even though he has no idea what he's talking about. Suddenly a raider appears and tells them that she's taking their stuff and cat. Ian asks if she's from the ship and she hesitantly replies with a yes. Ian tells Kyle that he thinks she's lying and Kyle tells her that if she saw their ship crash then she knows that they don't have anything. She then tells them she'll just take them back to her camp instead. She then attacks Kyle and knocks him to the ground and tells Ian to surrender as he has no weapon. He tells her that he actually does but was told not to touch it. Kyle tells Ian to pick up the gun and he does so, he then shoots the raider as she knocks him to the ground. Lola is then given the title card of "Man Eater" and a caption has has her saying that she needs a table.

The sketch ends.

Explained Jokes[edit]

  • Eating without a table in RimWorld causes colonists' moods to drop.